From a little spark may burst a flame.

DON'T FEED THE NERD

"When I was little, people would come up to me and do karate chops and say, ‘Oh, you’re Chinese, you must know karate.’ I hated that."
In defiance of childhood taunts, Liu took up karate, Thai boxing and kali-escrima pentjak silat (knife and stick fighting). "So," she says, "if someone asks me if I know karate, I can say, ‘Yeah, I do, and I can kick your ass.’" 

"When I was little, people would come up to me and do karate chops and say, ‘Oh, you’re Chinese, you must know karate.’ I hated that."

In defiance of childhood taunts, Liu took up karate, Thai boxing and kali-escrima pentjak silat (knife and stick fighting). "So," she says, "if someone asks me if I know karate, I can say, ‘Yeah, I do, and I can kick your ass.’

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appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

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amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

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bekkathyst:

These are the new things I have available for custom orders for my Etsy shop! Most of these things come from mines here in Southern California! Here’s what’s there (left to right & top to bottom more or less): lepidolite, chrysocolla, rough ruby, morganite, aquamarine, tourmaline from the Himalaya mine, tourmaline from the Stewart mine, and 2 types of spodumene (kunzite which is purple & triphane which is yellow/green)

If you’d like a pendant made from any of these, just let me know. Mother’s day is coming up, and if you want something for that, it’s important you let me know now, so it will be done in time. If you have questions, just talk to me here or on Etsy. I ship internationally. 

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pho-bia:

if you can make me physically smile when talking to me online then you are fantastic

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  • everyone: are you okay
  • everyone: you look tired
  • everyone: you look upset
  • everyone: you look confused
  • everyone: are you mad at me
  • everyone: what happened to you
  • everyone: are you sick
  • me: IT'S MY FACE

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

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rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

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